slimydad:

i hate old crusty ass adults who are like “how can you love someone youve never met or touched” shut up you dont know how to open new tabs in your internet browser

(via ganjaapreneur)

iamscienceside:

It’s better to be a smartass than a dumbass.

(via nerdy-stoner)

folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

(via fake-mermaid)

breakfastburritoe:

*drinks water to avoid talking*

(via h-opelessly-dreaming)