urbancatfitters:

hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day

(Source: urbancatfitters, via saxyforever)

super-mario-rpg:

roxenfel:

the nintendo ds came out 10 years ago

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(via intensional)

deaneggsandsam:

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER

YOU GOTTA GET away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly

(via saxyforever)

doritoed:

one day i will take a really good selfie and you will be sorry….. you will all be sorry

(Source: cashcutie, via seedy)

laugh-til-ya-fart:

I wish we got notifications when people published our asks instead of having to refresh their blog like every second

(via hi)

shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore, via hi)

jayzpenney:

*likes your answered ask but not in an “I sent that” way*

(via potterheadgunner)

jungwildeandfree:

thisismedisappearing:

I stubbed my toe and naturally I screamed “mOTHERFUCKER” and then my dad poked his head out of the livingroom and said “you rang?”

hats off for the ultimate dad joke

(via liebe-ist--fur-alle-da)

  • first getting into a band: I can't really tell their songs apart..
  • now: lead singer shifts his weight on the right side of the stage as he tilts the microphone up to 80 degrees and slightly raises the volume of his voice at the 2:15 mark of the 2nd track on the 4th album's ep